I have had the very best fortune of working with a really awesome team of people at my pharmacy. We are more than the average work family, we have each other's backs, and sometimes fronts. (Don't ask) But let me tell you, the things that get said to us, or between us..... Welcome to the loony bin.
In no particular order:
"Very voluptuous in the booby part." - SS
"The only times my knees be rouged is if they's bruised." - KB
"It is the Bomb-dot com-slash-net-dot org" - NW
"So that's what people mean when they come in asking for a tens unit. I always thought they were asking for "Attend's" unit. You know, like a diaper genie? For old people?" - SS
"Does it smell like somebody stuck a cinnamon stick up their ass?"
"YES!!"
"It's Shittamon." -SH
"Sketch-O-Latapus" -KB
"I hope they don't have calendars at the jail cause I don't want to be getting a mother's day call." - KB
"He doesn't have his pants pulled up. I think he looks suspicious." - AW
"The guy jumped and the dog dumped." - JU
"I come from a long line of rash scratchers and scab pickers." - Yours truly.
"Andy, this isn't NCIS." - BS
"My grandpa says that the word 'sensuous' is the most important word in a marriage. For example: 'Since-you-is in the kitchen, make me a sandwich.'" - KB
"When she's all made up, and not cockroachy, she's pretty." - VH
"The gloves have me just so discombobulated, Joy. I just can't even." - AF
"What is your hypothesis, Willis?" - AB/KB
"I ain't about having a leg on the chandelier and a foot on the door knob." - AF
"He's leaving??!!?"
"I've been socially constipated forever and he's relieved my bowels!!!"
"I'm crying actual tears!"
"He understood all my rap references!" - KB
More to come!
6 & 7
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